Yo what’s up dawg, it’s ya boy from down under comin’ at ya with a blog post about H1Z1 trolling. Now if you a true gamer, you know what H1Z1 is all about but if you don’t let me break it down for ya real quick. H1Z1 is a game where you gotta survive a zombie apocalypse and become the last man standin’. But what’s more fun than just playing the game? Trolling other players!
Now if you wanna be a pro at H1Z1 trolling, you gotta be on your A-game. First things first, you gotta make sure you got the right gear for the job. You gonna need some fancy skins, camo clothes, and a cool hat. You wanna make sure you look the part when you trolling other players.
Next up, you gotta have the right attitude. You gotta be ruthless, dawg. Ain’t nobody gonna take you seriously if you act like a little chicken. You gotta be a gangsta from the hood, talkin’ smack to anybody who steps to you. Show ’em who’s boss, ya feel me?
Now when it comes to actually trolling other players, there’s a bunch of different ways you can do it. You can sneak up on ’em while they’re tryna hunt down some zombies and blast ’em in the back of the head with your shotgun. You can set up traps for unsuspecting players, like putting a landmine under a car they gonna try and jump in.
But my personal favorite way to troll other players in H1Z1 is to pretend like you friendly and then blast ’em when their guard down. This is called betraying and it’s a classic move in the H1Z1 trolling world. You gotta lull the other player into a false sense of security, pretend like you tryna team up with ’em and take on the zombies together. Then, when they least expect it, BAM! Pop ’em in the face with your pistol. They gonna be so mad, dawg.
Now I know what you thinkin’, But yo boy from Australia, ain’t that just a mean thing to do? Why would I wanna ruin someone else’s gaming experience? And to that, I say this: it’s all part of the game, dawg. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. And if you can’t handle getting trolled in H1Z1, maybe you need to stick to playing some more kid-friendly games.
So get out there, get your troll on, and have some fun in H1Z1! And remember, always stay fresh, stay fly, and stay gangsta. Stay safe and enjoy the game.
Peace out.
